Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Randomize
