You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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