thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
He has the fingertips of a God
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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