Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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