He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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