Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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