we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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