Small penises have feelings too.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
stop calling my apartment porn island.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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