His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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