Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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