you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I've blown a few things in my day
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I love you.
Bad choice
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