i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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