David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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