I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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