I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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