You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
honey bunches of taint.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
nutella sex= disaster
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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