Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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