Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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