i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
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