do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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