check it out our google latitudes are spooning
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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