thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Randomize