Christians are straight up FREAKS
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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