it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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