STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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