too bad you live with your parents still
P.S. I can't hear my feet
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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