I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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