Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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