doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
M and I are hungry and we are making your pizza in the fridge. But you're having sex and we're not so we dont feel bad.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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