ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
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