This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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