do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
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