Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I smell like Dick and happiness
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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