I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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