She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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