I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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