Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just sucked dick on a ferry
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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