: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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