Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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