will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I'm at about main and main street
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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