The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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