We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
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