You work out of a Hotel?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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