I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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