get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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