That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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