i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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