Define "chronic" masturbator.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Randomize
