Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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