Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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