She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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