I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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