i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Randomize
